And Queen is right: fat bottomed girls do, in fact, make the world go round, even if they don't #breaktheinternet. Queen's '80s rock harmonies make for one of the most interesting songs on this playlist, since it feels like there are three songs packed into one four-minute track. 'Check baby, check baby/ one two three four,' Wreckx-N-Effect's 'Rump Shaker' is everything great about early '90s rap: strange rhymes, catchy choruses, and a horn backing. Pretend you're in a movie set in the '70s. 'Shake shake shake/ Shake shake shake/Shake your boo-tay' KC and the Sunshine Band command, and it's hard to resist. Take a break from all of this recent Top 40 music with this 1976 throwback. 'Shake Your Booty' by KC and the Sunshine Band Bruno Mars's and Tyga's voices sound so different from the chorus by Major Lazer that the song maintains an interesting variation all the way through. There are almost as many voices in this song as there are repetitions of the words 'bubble butt,' but that's not a bad thing. 'Shake your ass, and the player's gonna show some loveįergie's new song doesn't hold a candle to the Black Eyed Peas 2009 hit 'My Humps.' Fergie owns this song, both in lyrical quality and personal domination. And how can you not love a song with lyrics like: This 2005 club favorite tends to lead to instantaneous bouncing. This year, Minaj released her own butt-tastic anthem, featuring such stellar rapping as, 'He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal/ Because he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab.' Minaj raps, 'Wobbledy wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin' about 100 times better than Big Sean does.

But the song's remix, featuring Nikki Minaj, really brings this booty song to the next level. Nicki Minajīig Sean, rapper and boyfriend of Ariana Grande, had his first big hit with 'Dance (A$$).'. JLo's 'Booty' sounds gratingly repetitive on a first listen, but the pairing of Lopez's vocals and Azalea's speak-singing actually creates different levels for a song that takes as its refrain 'Throw up your hands if you love a big booty.' Okay! Why not? This song also popularized everyone's favorite Beyoncé line: 'I don't think you're ready for this jelly.' Just like you're not ready for this playlist, internet.

In honor of Kim, let's see what a playlist of celebratory butt songs does to it.ĭestiny's Child's 'Bootylicious' kicks off this butt-centric playlist with a repetitive drum beat and soaring duets. To be fair, neither did the picture of Kim Kardashian that appeared on Paper Magazine this week, even though it promised to do so by placing her butt front and center. Most people think the biggest news this week was all about the human race landing a probe on a comet, but did the comet #breaktheinternet? It did not.

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